We have a LOT of products for sale, and that an make it hard to compare different products that may appear to have similar features. To help with this, we've created our Brand Tier system. Each brand, and therefore product, is given a tier (Elite, Premium, Value) that will help you understand at a glance what to expect from the product.
Not all products in a given tier may follow these exact same criteria, but this should give you a good idea of what we look for when classifying a brand and their products. Also, please don't take this as an endorsement of one brand over another, this is a guide to help you compare products!
These are the best of the best. For toys, they have warranties of at least 1 year, a reputation for reliability and good customer service from the parent brand. They're also often on the cutting edge of dildo science, with features such as internet and app connectivity, quiet motors, and fancy materials.
For other products, such as lubricants or clothing, we're looking for premium materials and a longstanding reputation for quality.
Elite Tier products are generally, but not always, some of the more expensive products we carry.
These products are great, but may just fall short of Elite in one or more areas. For toys, we're looking for warranties of at least 30 days, up to 1 year. These products are reliable and represent a good balance between value for money, longevity, and a good assortment of features.
For other products, such as lubricants or lingerie, these are reliable staples that may not be made with the most exotic ingredients, but won't let you down.
Value products are on the cheap and cheerful end of the scale. Toys may have warranties of 30 days or less, and have very basic features and capabilities. We pride ourselves on not selling junk, so these products won't break if you look at them wrong, but don't expect to be leaving them to the grandkids in your will.
Think of these as good for experimenting with a new type of toy or play style, lingerie that you won't be sad if it immediately gets torn off you and destroyed, or things like lubricant that you won't feel sad about using up a whole bottle for some slippery massage.